Aaaah! Fantastic
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
Extreme weather
We've been having some rough weather lately in Maldives. When I saw this video,first thing that came to my mind was the hulhumale' ferry, even though not comparable of course.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
The Aging Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Happy moment: kid's first step
This cute kids just learnt to walk.
Its a good thing Chris's first steps were on camera, because no one would have believed them otherwise
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Saththar On A Flight
Saththar was going to Hithadhoo from Male by a plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the Saththar got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested Saththar to leave the side seat. But Saththar told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".
The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested Saththar to leave that seat. But Saththar was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst captain. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of Saththar, and the he immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.
Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. captain. asked the captain what he told Saththar. Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Hithadhoo. All others will go to Kahdhoo.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Great Respects
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Hehe, this is hilarious!
ps: if "video not available message" comes up, refresh (F5) and it'll be fine. Sorry, Youtube is more and more becoming like Dhiraagu these days.
In the military
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Where were you born???
Boss : Where were you born ?
Saththar : Maldives.
Boss : which part ?
Saththar : which part ??? Whole body born in Maldives.
Saththar : Maldives.
Boss : which part ?
Saththar : which part ??? Whole body born in Maldives.
Monday, July 14, 2008
So where do YOU get your inspirations from?
This is a sculpture of an ancient Egyptian queen. Does it look like someone else? Weird indeed
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Writing in space
When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, scientists spent a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Smelly Tigger
Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Sunday, July 6, 2008
A Holistic Approach to Mathematics
The math teacher saw that little Saththar wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Saththar! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Saththar quickly replied, "MTV, CNN, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Sugar Level
Saththar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks: Why are you doing this? Saththar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Secret for Longevity
A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?
"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passerby. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four"
"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passerby. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four"
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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