Cholestrol Free!

Saththar enters shop and shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Seytu: Theres no free gift for that?

Saththar : hey but it says CHOLESTROL FREE

Wanna Njoy!

Saththar: Today is Friday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Bitu: Why 3?
Saththar: For you and your parents!!!

Saththar On A Flight

Saththar was going to Hithadhoo from Male by a plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the Saththar got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested Saththar to leave the side seat. But Saththar told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".

The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested Saththar to leave that seat. But Saththar was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst captain. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of Saththar, and the he immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.

Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. captain. asked the captain what he told Saththar. Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Hithadhoo. All others will go to Kahdhoo.

Where were you born???

Boss : Where were you born ?
Saththar : Maldives.
Boss : which part ?
Saththar : which part ??? Whole body born in Maldives.

A Holistic Approach to Mathematics

The math teacher saw that little Saththar wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Saththar! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Saththar quickly replied, "MTV, CNN, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Sugar Level

Saththar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks: Why are you doing this? Saththar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Keyboard..........

Saththar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Saththar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Sathaar's Divorce

"Mr. Sathaar, I have reviewed this case very carefully", the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife 500 Rufiya a week. "That's very nice, your honour", Sathaar said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".

Caught copying in exams

 

 

Sathaar and his classmate were arguing after exam.

Sir: Why are you both arguing?

Sathaar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

Sathaar: Even I did the same thing, now the teacher will think that we both copied

Dhaarul Aasaaru!

Dhaarul Aasaaru balahattaa meeha: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Saththar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Wireless technology

The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
Saththar in Maldives found nothing. Then said ey we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

The movie

Saththar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound.
Friend: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it.
Saththar: Please Insert Disc.

Saththar in Hulhumale'

Saththar: should I buy tickets to my children.

Bus meeha: yes only if they are above 8.

Saththar: Thank god I have only 6 children.

Writing slowly

One day, Saththar was writing something very slowly

Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?"

Saththar: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast"

Whose skeleton is that?

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Saththar: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Saththar: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Giv me a ring

On a romantic day saththar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Saththar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.