"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passerby. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four"
5 comments:
Shucks! and I thought I was going to find out the secrets for a long life.
yeah, me too!
nice ad for "heyla" campaign
yeah, that sounds great....How about sending the pic to TVM with some inspiring words!
thiothee reethi landeh alhaafa....hahahaaaa
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