These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around...
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."
In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.
At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today -- no ice cream."
Sign at a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines etc, why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
2 comments:
Half time on Soccer match, hope it doesn't run into extra time
Btw, cool signs, wonder how the guard is doing at budapest zoo
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